Shakira: I Don't Have Time to Lose Weight

Petite Latin pop star Shakira has hips that don’t lie.

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 he no-nonsense kind of hips, the kind of hips that don’t spend the slightest amount of hip-shaking energy on spreading gossip—of any literal shape or size—for that matter. Especially post-baby.

After giving birth to her son Milan in January, the entertainer has been shedding the pounds, but truthfully, that’s not a priority for her at the moment.

She says she’ll put her figure on hold because she’s too busy juggling work and motherhood for the time being. Her son comes before slimming down.

“I’m still a few pounds over,” she admits to Us Weekly. “But I do Zumba. Even during pregnancy. I did it almost until the end. But now, with the show [“The Voice”], I don’t have time. When I have a day off, I want to be with Milan.”

Shakira must have high standards for herself, because we can’t seem to see what “few pounds over” she’s referring to with the skin fold tool on our Photoshop program (the skin fold tool is only available exclusively on the Photoshop programs of celebrity gossip blog offices where its employees analyze an average of 2,000 celebrity bodies a day).

She premiered her post-delivery bod just two months after her baby arrived and you could’ve made it swear under oath in a court of law because it did not lie about how fit it was.